In Cites

For a while, I'm just going to collect some quotes here...

Doubt is humble.

What we think is a problem is often a protection.

Time is the fire in which we all burn - Star Trek

For a concept to become a functional tool, it needs to become semantically heavy but procedurally light. - Eduardo Negueruela

Curiosity did not kill this cat. -Epitaph of Studs Turkel, Oral Historian

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Retailers to offer 100% off after xmas sale

In an effort to kick start the economy, retailers are planning a massive sale for the post Xmas season. All goods will be offered at a 100% percent discount. With most of the workers laid off and the corporate division in hiding, stores will be staffed directly by the illiterate children that produced the goods in sweatshops in exploited poverty stricken countries. They tend not to notice the lack of labor laws since they can't read. The plan is to somehow lure consumers to the shops and although they won't make a profit from the goods given away, parking fees and corndogs should produce hundreds of dollars.

This will scratch your ass good.

Tools that make tools that make tools, just so we could screw up the planet.

Just Say No

Consolidate them all into Ford and force them to produce 1/2 electric models. Let the shit hit the fan, but come out in the end with almost a global monopoly on what everybody's been saying is necessary.

It aint over

I'd be glad to pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. I'd be glad to sell you my I.O.U.s from guys who promised to pay me for hamburgers last Tuesday.

Too big to face justice.

Give me the money and pay interest on it too. I dare you not too.